Coffee & Meditation – Meditating Skeleton Mug

„Zen to the Bone“ Mug – Enlightenment for the Restless Dead

Even skeletons need their om-moment.

Meet the „Zen to the Bone“ Mug – where yoga meets the rigor mortis. This cup features a skeletal yogi in perfect meditation pose, because inner peace is eternal… just like your caffeine addiction.

Why this mug achieves nirvana:
For the spiritually skeletal: When „corpse pose“ is your entire existence
For chaotic meditators: Proof you’re trying (emphasis on trying)
For gothic wellness gurus: Namastay undead

Specs:
– 330ml (enough for matcha or memento mori)
– Crisp black print on white ceramic (karma-free dishwashing)
– BPA-free (because toxins ruin your chakras)

Warning: May cause sudden enlightenment, phantom limb stretches, or your cat judging your downward dog.