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Coffee & Meditation – Meditating Skeleton Mug
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„Zen to the Bone“ Mug – Enlightenment for the Restless Dead
Even skeletons need their om-moment.
Meet the „Zen to the Bone“ Mug – where yoga meets the rigor mortis. This cup features a skeletal yogi in perfect meditation pose, because inner peace is eternal… just like your caffeine addiction.
Why this mug achieves nirvana:
For the spiritually skeletal: When „corpse pose“ is your entire existence
For chaotic meditators: Proof you’re trying (emphasis on trying)
For gothic wellness gurus: Namastay undead
Specs:
– 330ml (enough for matcha or memento mori)
– Crisp black print on white ceramic (karma-free dishwashing)
– BPA-free (because toxins ruin your chakras)
Warning: May cause sudden enlightenment, phantom limb stretches, or your cat judging your downward dog.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
📦 My order is delayed or hasn’t arrived
Orders are usually delivered within 3–5 business days after production.
If the delivery has not arrived within this timeframe, please contact our customer service.
In rare cases, delays may occur due to public holidays, weather conditions, or logistical circumstances.
🔄 Returns, Exchanges & Refunds
If an item arrives damaged or faulty, a free replacement or refund will of course be provided.
In accordance with German and EU law, orders may be returned within 14 days without stating a reason.
As all products are made individually to order, free exchanges for incorrect size or change of mind are unfortunately not possible.
Upon request, a replacement item can be provided at cost (production + shipping); the original item remains with the customer.
📍 Location & Shipping
The company is based in Germany.
Production and shipping are handled in cooperation with verified German partners within the EU.
Within Germany, shipping is carried out exclusively via DHL to ensure reliable and timely delivery.
For international orders, shipping may be handled by DHL or other established logistics partners, depending on the destination country.
