Forget Candy – Give me Coffee

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Beschreibung

„Forget Candy – Give Me Coffee“ Mug – A Caffeinated Halloween Curse

Trick-or-treat? More like sip-or-scream.Introducing the „Forget Candy – Give Me Coffee“ Mug – the only Halloween treat that won’t rot your teeth (just your sleep schedule). This ceramic terror features a pumpkin-spiced rebellion against sugary norms, because adulting means choosing dark roast over dark chocolate.

Why this mug haunts better than a jack-o’-lantern:
For Halloween purists: Who needs candy when you’ve got caffeine-induced paranoia?
For midnight brew witches: Your cauldron’s got nothing on this 300ml of liquid sorcery
For eternal October souls: Proof that black is always the new orange

Specs:
– 330ml (enough to fuel 3 AM ghost hunts or zombie meetings)
– Crisp orange-and-black print (looks possessed when half-empty)
– Dishwasher-safe (because poltergeists hate dish duty)

Warning: May cause sudden disdain for Snickers, unexplained espresso knowledge, or your cat developing a caffeine addiction.

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FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

📦 My order is delayed or hasn’t arrived

Orders are usually delivered within 3–5 business days after production. If the delivery has not arrived within this timeframe, please contact our customer service. In rare cases, delays may occur due to public holidays, weather conditions, or logistical circumstances.

🔄 Returns, Exchanges & Refunds

If an item arrives damaged or faulty, a free replacement or refund will of course be provided. In accordance with German and EU law, orders may be returned within 14 days without stating a reason. As all products are made individually to order, free exchanges for incorrect size or change of mind are unfortunately not possible. Upon request, a replacement item can be provided at cost (production + shipping); the original item remains with the customer.

📍 Location & Shipping

The company is based in Germany. Production and shipping are handled in cooperation with verified German partners within the EU. Within Germany, shipping is carried out exclusively via DHL to ensure reliable and timely delivery. For international orders, shipping may be handled by DHL or other established logistics partners, depending on the destination country.