Forget Candy – Give me Coffee

„Forget Candy – Give Me Coffee“ Mug – A Caffeinated Halloween Curse

Trick-or-treat? More like sip-or-scream.Introducing the „Forget Candy – Give Me Coffee“ Mug – the only Halloween treat that won’t rot your teeth (just your sleep schedule). This ceramic terror features a pumpkin-spiced rebellion against sugary norms, because adulting means choosing dark roast over dark chocolate.

Why this mug haunts better than a jack-o’-lantern:
For Halloween purists: Who needs candy when you’ve got caffeine-induced paranoia?
For midnight brew witches: Your cauldron’s got nothing on this 300ml of liquid sorcery
For eternal October souls: Proof that black is always the new orange

Specs:
– 330ml (enough to fuel 3 AM ghost hunts or zombie meetings)
– Crisp orange-and-black print (looks possessed when half-empty)
– Dishwasher-safe (because poltergeists hate dish duty)

Warning: May cause sudden disdain for Snickers, unexplained espresso knowledge, or your cat developing a caffeine addiction.