Anti-Zombie Fuel – Coffee Mug

„Anti-Zombie Fuel“ Mug – The Cure for Morning Brain Hunger

Before coffee? You’re basically the walking dead.

Introducing the „Anti-Zombie Fuel“ Mug – the only scientifically-proven remedy for pre-caffeine groaning, shuffling, and blank stares. This ceramic lifesaver transforms your morning „uuuuhhhh“ into a battle-ready „BRING IT ON“ with just one sip.

Why this mug saves lives (mostly yours):
For non-morning people: Upgrade from „zombie mode“ to „functional human“
For coworkers who fear you: Now they’ll know exactly what fixes you
For coffee addicts: Because we all have two personalities (before/after coffee)

Specs:
– 330ml (minimum FDA-approved zombie cure dosage)
– Crisp „blood type: caffeine“ design (legible through sleep-crust)
– Dishwasher-safe (because no one has energy for handwashing)

Warning: Attempting human interaction before using this product may result in growling, spilled coffee tears, or being mistaken for an extra on The Walking Dead.