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Anti-Zombie Fuel – Coffee Mug
15,95 € Ursprünglicher Preis war: 15,95 €10,95 €Aktueller Preis ist: 10,95 €.
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Mug Size

| 330ml |
„Anti-Zombie Fuel“ Mug – The Cure for Morning Brain Hunger
Before coffee? You’re basically the walking dead.
Introducing the „Anti-Zombie Fuel“ Mug – the only scientifically-proven remedy for pre-caffeine groaning, shuffling, and blank stares. This ceramic lifesaver transforms your morning „uuuuhhhh“ into a battle-ready „BRING IT ON“ with just one sip.
Why this mug saves lives (mostly yours):
For non-morning people: Upgrade from „zombie mode“ to „functional human“
For coworkers who fear you: Now they’ll know exactly what fixes you
For coffee addicts: Because we all have two personalities (before/after coffee)
Specs:
– 330ml (minimum FDA-approved zombie cure dosage)
– Crisp „blood type: caffeine“ design (legible through sleep-crust)
– Dishwasher-safe (because no one has energy for handwashing)
Warning: Attempting human interaction before using this product may result in growling, spilled coffee tears, or being mistaken for an extra on The Walking Dead.
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